Tongue Twisters

Tongue Twisters

Here are some cool English Tongue Twisters, have fun !    Repeat them a few times ! Sorry they are not much but at least I did try to search for some!

I saved the best for last! You should read the last one! It's really hard for me and repeat it few times. 

Guess what!  I don't even understand most of them!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies

I saw a saw that could out saw any other saw I ever saw.

Black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that the big black bug bit?

A big bug bit the little beetle but the little beetle bit the big bug back.

If you understand, say "understand".

If you don't understand, say "don't understand".

But if you understand and say "don't understand".

How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.

RED BULB BLUE BULB RED BULB BLUE BULB

"RED BLOOD BLUE BLOOD"

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

If a sledering snail went down a slippery slide would a snail sleder or slide down the slide

bubble bobble, bubble bobble, bubble bobble

 These thousand tricky tongue twisters trip thrillingly off the tongue .

Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

You curse, I curse, we all curse, for asparagus!

Kacha papaya pacca papaya Kacha papaya pacca papaya Kacha papaya pacca papaya.

Sanjeev's sixth sheep is sick

Double bubble gum, bubbles double.

A sailor went to sea To see, what he could see. And all he could see Was sea, sea, sea. 

A box of mixed biscuits, a mixed biscuit box.

Upper roller lower roller Upper roller lower roller. 

Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

Sixth Sick Sheikh's Sixth Sick Sheep

Which watch did which witch wear and which witch wore which watch?

Six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward.

I thought a thought.

But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.

If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?" 

How much wood could a wood chuck; chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

Paresh P  Patel plans to peel potatoes in Pune

An Ape hates grape cakes.

She sells sea shells on the sea shore she sells sea shells no more

I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. And on a slitted sheet I sit. I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. The sheet I slit, that sheet was it. 

Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.     

A skunk sat on a stump. The stump thought the skunk stunk. the skunk thought the stump stunk . What stunk the skunk or the stump?

The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?  

baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo......

My Bhaiya buys black Bananas by the bunch.

The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.

Daddy draws doors.Daddy draws doors.Daddy draws doors.

Do tongue twisters twist your tongue?

Friendly Fleas and Fire Flies

If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, FuzzyWuzzy wasn't very fuzzy... was he???

How many cans can a canner can, if a canner can can cans?

A canner can can as many cans as a canner can, if a canner can can cans.

How much wood could a wood chopper chop, if a wood chopper could chop wood?

If a black bug bleeds black blood, what color blood does a blue bug bleed?

If Freaky Fred Found Fifty Feet of Fruit and Fed Forty Feet to his Friend Frank how many Feet of Fruit did Freaky Fred Find?

Penny's pretty pink piggy bank

"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"

A tutor who tooted the flute, tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, 'Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?'

One smart fellow, he felt smart. Two smart fellows, they felt smart. Three smart fellows, they all felt smart. 

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,

if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,

wheres the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?             

Black bug's blood.

Crisp crusts crackle and crunch.

It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in!

Tie a knot, tie a knot.

Tie a tight, tight knot.

Tie a knot in the shape of a nought. 

 

Freshly-fried fat flying fish

Rubber baby-buggy bumpers.

Jolly juggling jesters jauntily juggled jingling jacks.

Kindly kittens knitting mittens keep kazooing in the king's kitchen.

 

Billy Button bought a buttered biscuit,

did Billy Button buy a buttered biscuit?

 If Billy Button bought a buttered biscuit,

Where's the buttered biscuit Billy Button bought ??

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,

but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

Mr. See owned a saw.

And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.

Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw

Before Soar saw See,

Which made Soar sore.

Had Soar seen See's saw

Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,

See's saw would not have sawed

Soar's seesaw.

So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.

But it was sad to see Soar so sore

Just because See's saw sawed

Soar's seesaw!

I cannot bear to see a bear

Bear down upon a hare.

When bare of hair he strips the hare,

Right there I cry, "Forbear!"

A tree toad loved a she-toad

Who lived up in a tree.

He was a two-toed tree toad

But a three-toed toad was she.

The two-toed tree toad tried to win

The three-toed she-toad's heart,

For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground

That the three-toed tree toad trod.

But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain.

He couldn't please her whim.

From her tree toad bower

With her three-toed power

The she-toad vetoed him.

 

Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.

The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed

shilly-shallied south.

These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack;

sheep should sleep in a shed.

You've no need to light a night-light

On a light night like tonight,

For a night-light's light's a slight light,

And tonight's a night that's light.

When a night's light, like tonight's light,

It is really not quite right

To light night-lights with their slight lights

On a light night like tonight.

Of all the felt I ever felt,

I never felt a piece of felt

which felt as fine as that felt felt,

when first I felt that felt hat's felt.

I thought a thought.

But the thought I thought wasn't the thought

I thought I thought.

Swan swam over the sea,

Swim, swan, swim!

Swan swam back again

Well swum, swan! 

Repeat this fastly a few times: Babble, bobble, bubbles

Well, here's the tongue twister i think is the best and the hardest and make sure you say it fast, clear and also make sure you keep on repeating it again and again!

Betty Boughter bought some butter
But she said the butter's bitter
If I put it in my batter
It will make my batter bitter
But a bit of better butter will make it better than the bitter butter
So she bought a bit of better butter
And put it in her batter
And her batter was not bitter

So t'was Betty Boughter bought a bit if better butter and put it in her
batter and her batter was not bitter.

Alright, I think thats enough for now

BYE!

Bazilah*

Monday, November 17, 2008

iT's all about me

Hey. I'm Ummi Wiqa' but my friends usually call me Wiq and my guy-friends call me Qa. So it's kind of wierd if a guy call me Wiq and a girl call me Qa. I'm 13 and I go to a Science College in Muara, Brunei Darussalam. I like things which is kind of a hardcore rock material. My world revolves around music. Music is my higher power and it controlls all my emotions. I listen to a type of music called 'emocore' which is short for emotive hardcore. Screamo is the best. Those are bands like The Used(which s my favourite), Love Like Electrocution, Clip The Apex, Niel Perry, Ape Shit, The Khayembii Communique, I Would Set Myself On Fire For You and Herbrightskies. I play the guitar, sing and dance. I have a keyboard in my room which I've learnt to play when I was seven. My cousin taught me to play the drums. But I play my guitar most than any other. If you ask me, if I could go any where, where would I go, I would say far away from reality. I'm sensitive, shy, introverted and often quiet, except when I'm with my friends. I like to express my feeling writing poems about my problems with depression, confusion and anger. Visit my blog http://610reasonstoloveme.blogspot.com/ thanks for reading! -cariiiina

Friday, November 14, 2008

Examples of Writing for Paper 1 Section A

Hello once again Form 4 students ...

Today and tomorrow your task will be to rewrite (omG!) the paper/s that you wrote for the exam (ergh!) you took last week.

This exercise will provide EXAMPLES for students to use next year, when we/they/you need to do these sorts of exams (ergh!) again. So this is a good thing to do and you will benefit not only yourselves now, but also yourselves and each other, in the future.

This is your opportunity to actually learn from the red pen that is dancing across your pages (do you like that metaphor? - or do you think that "bleeding into the paper" is a better one?). Hmmm ... I prefer the dancing one ...
Anyhow, use that red pen and your writing in your first draft to revise / redraft your Section A paper 1s. You can add or change your original ideas.

You also need to put a short "Preface" to your writing which gives your opinion of your story; introducing the reader to it.

lots of fond regards,

Sir Lance

Monday, November 10, 2008

Entertainment Reviews

Hi once again everyone,

One of your tasks for today is to add to the blog a review and/or some other information regarding a form of entertainment that you LOVE. This could be either:
- a game (electronic, software, sporting, intellectual, puzzling)
- a film
- a TV show or series
- a book or a series of books

In your addition to our blog, you should:
- find something online through a search
- add your own personal comments, opinion, ideas about what and why you chose to add this and why you LOVE this entertaining activity, show, or game.

good luck,

Sir Lance

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

The Z.I. Futsal Open 2008

Hey guys...

The Z.I Futsal open is also known as

Zulfaisal-Izam open

any one who wants to join juz tell Razaaq of MB1B

he has the registration forms...

remember you'll  need:

Goalkeeper,midfielder,foward and defender

so good luck

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Exams...

YAY!!!

exam is coming to an end!

hope u guys get good marks...

remember 

study...

pray...

hope for the best 

and...

send me gifts!